Debbie Does Dallas 2
Director: Jim Buckley (aka Jim Clark)
Length: 79 min
Actress: Evan Taylor, Bambi Woods, [Facial] Long Jean Silver, (aka Jeanne Silver)Lisa B., (aka Lisa Bee)[Facial] Daniella, [LezOnly] Jinger Jaye, Lisa Cintrice, [Anal] Belle Stevens, Ashley Welles, [Facial]
Actors: Ron Jeremy, Robert Bolla, Alan Adrian, (aka Spike Adrian)Ron Hudd, Jamie St. James, (aka Jamie St. John)Park Richard, Sean Elliot, (aka Bobby Golden)
Get out your fiddle and banjo, start beating on them thar drums and don’t stop pickin’ til ya get the beat of the beds creakin’. Ya all see, what we got here it e surprise sex sequel of the year, Debbie Does Dallas Part II. And there ain’t nothin’ here but sex. It’s hotter than Texas in August – it’ll leave you with a sunburn. Put on then thar sunglasses. Here’s a movie that’s more fun than a hoedown at a Dallas Bar-B-Que. Some of the producers of them thar normal films should take a hint here. They ain’t repeatin’ themselves in the new Debbie video release. The characters do differin’ things. You see, Debbie (played by that luscious blonde Bambi Woods) didn’t make that cheerleadin’ squad. So R. Bolla picks her up in his pick-up as she travels southward. She’s headin’ to her Aunt Xavier, who owns a gen-u-ine Texas whorehouse. Now I didn’t see no Dolly Parton down thar but they got chippies with big tits anyway. Now Debbie gets down thar after getting’ thrown in jail for hitchhiking and learns the whorin’ business from her Auntie. But when some dummy cops wanna close the chicken ranch down, ol’ Debbie comes to her rescue and gets these guys the best head this side of Dixie. Weee-ooooh. There’s another of them thar wet shots. Anyways, Bambi Woods ain’t as young as she was when the original Debbie Does Dallas came out, but she sure does get into her role this time. Hey, and she’s still pretty. The sex takes off where the original left off and it looks like it isn’t stoppin’ everyhow. She gets a bath and dildoes by two of the other gal whores. And she gets done up real well by the deputy sheriff when she’s in prison. R. Bolla returns as the legendary Mr. Greenfelt, while Ron Jeremy stars as head coach and, boy does he, Debbie and another brunette get it on. Lucky Ron! Then there’s a scene with Debbie and another of them whores and this big, thick double dildo. Oh, yah, and there’s a surprise sex scene at the end that I ain’t gonna di-vulge ‘cause it’ll be real fun for those people who remember the first Debbie Does Dallas movie. Sexually speakin’, this movie has everythin’ the first one didn’t – and that’s a lot of wild, wooly, wall-to-wall sex with lots of hoe-down country music and old fashioned lovin’ sound effects. Slow motion, flyin’ shots too. Weee-oooo, ya better duck! Hey, bad actin’ too, but who cares. Better lookin’ whores you ain’t findin’ anywhere. Hey, and this girl in the film Lisa Cintrice, gives deep throat action that’d make most cowgirls choke. Debbie’s naivety is still cute, too. She ain’t lost non-a-that baby-faced charm. She’s a whorin’ now, but still relaxs with her teddy bear. There’s a great all-girl scene in a darkly lit “fantasy room” and Debbie’s thar a-watchin’ with wide eyes and askin’ questions. Then she masturbates. It’s great to see those hands a-rubbin’ all over her voluptuous, round body. Finally, the football team visits the ranch and a wild sexual extravaganza goes on. Ya know now the movie’s almost over and ya realize there ain’t been nothin’ but sex from start to finish – it’s succulent, erotic and full of life. I watch my horses do it in the hay and they ain’t been as wild as these women, no how. These girls wrap thar legs around anythin’ and scream and jump and come all over. So if you’re lookin’ for pure sex to show yer wife or girlfriend, I suggest you keep yer eyes on Debbie and her pals. It won’t tell ya a story, but it should turn ya on real fast. Hey, I wonder if there’ll be a Debbie Does Dallas, Part III. If not, I’d sure like to see this here Bambi Woods do some more of these adult films. She’s a lot fun and she’ll blow your mind real good.